
Welcome back to The High Life! Last week, we showed you how to heal up and harness elemental power with our first batch of consumables — the life-saving stuff and the flashy magic cubes.
This week? We're doubling down on the chaos. We're talking endurance potions that'll have you buzzing harder than a caffeinated bee, adorable Hex-a-lotl grenades (yes, they're as cute as they sound—and twice as deadly), and even more Resonance Shards that turn your weapon into a force of nature. Whether you're looking to set things on fire, zap enemies into next week, or just hit really, really hard, we've got the consumables to make it happen.
If you're wondering how consumables can be acquired, here's your answer: whenever you beat a wave of enemies in the Chaos Arena, sponsors—Ducks who are watching the fight, or other players who are sympathetic to your cause—can send care packages through the portals to you. Keep your audience entertained, and the gifts you'll receive will get better and better.
Stock up, gear up, and get ready to turn your opponents into history.
Let's dive in!

There's nothing worse than hitting a slump. Even worse if it happens when you have a swarm of bots and Truffles charging at you, ready to hang, draw, and quarter your SIMU. But fear not! Fighters of every type have used their fair amount of trusted endurance potions, each one made with all-natural ingredients (ish). Stock up so you'll never move with anything short of adrenal overdrive!
🐝 Honey Boost: For a Gentle Natural Rush

Packed with specialty goop from local farms and Garden Bumblroos, E.A.R.F.'s Honey Boost is your go-to for giving yourself an extra jolt. 100% legal and made by the owners of The Simulacrum Factory, this adrenaline booster is approved by grandmas everywhere in Highstreet City. Get your buzzzz back.
Warning: May cause mild enthusiasm. Bees not included.
🎇 BUMBABLAST: The Gladiator's Tool of Choice

No self-respecting bot slayer would be caught without a stash of BUMBABLASTs in their gear bag. After all, it's the Live Duck Sports Network's preferred adrenaline booster — an upgrade, update, and upsell from Honey Boosts. Made by the best chemists at The Simulacrum Factory, you can be sure that every BUMBABLAST is calibrated to give you just enough of a kick to turbocharge your next attacks. Feel the sting of power!
Warning: May cause intense buzzing sensations and hyperactivity. Results significantly better than Honey Boosts. Bees still not included.
👑 Queen Sting: Fight Like Royalty

There are up to 80,000 bees in any given hive, but only one queen. Smear the Queen Sting all over yourself to feel that special. Feel the elite adrenaline amplifier and the premium-grade pure rush. Cleave your way through enemies in the arena and prepare to be crowned. Embrace regal rage in a royal rumble.
Warning: For experienced fighters. Everyone else beware.
🌐 Hive Mind: Transcendent Apex

Experience the myth, the legend, the summit of adrenal bliss. The Hive Mind takes you to the absolute zenith and gives you the power to tap into the consciousness of a thousand warriors. See attacks before they happen. Move with swarm precision. Fight like an entire army in one body. Become the embodiment of perfect combat omniscience!
Warning: Fighters are capped at using one per fight — that's how intense the Hive Mind is. Side effects include rage, anger, thoughts of aggression, and texting your ex with your real opinions about them. Experimental tech. The HS Alliance, P.E.C.K. and E.A.R.F. are not legally accountable for any failure.

Meet the next generation of throwing consumables — FOMO Duck–approved and arena-tested! The Hex-a-lotls may look like cuddly little critters, but don't be fooled… these pint-sized chaos bombs are bred for battle and engineered for absolute mayhem. Grab one from your belt, give it a squeeze, and yeet it to glory! When the dust settles, only legends remain (that's you).
🔥 Ignis Hex-a-lotl: Turn Up the Heat!

Tired of dull duels? Light up the arena with an Ignis Hex-a-lotl! Grab, crush, and toss…then satisfy your inner pyromaniac as it explodes in a fiery inferno. Because winning should sizzle.
⚡ Kinetic Hex-a-lotl: Shock and AWE!

Craving some voltage in your victory? Arm yourself with a Kinetic Hex-a-lotl! One squeeze and this little livewire becomes a storm in your palm. Hurl it and watch the shockwaves fly! Feel the buzz, bring the thunder!
🌿 Terra Hex-a-lotl: Go Green. Go Boom.

Don't let the earthy vibes fool you — this one hits hard. Squeeze your Terra Hex-a-lotl and unleash an explosion of roots, rocks, and radiant natural energy. Plant one and watch your foes go down!

Think you're tough? Get ready to become invincible. These little cubes aren't just pretty paperweights; they contain the protective energy of world-bending Lunarite. Crush one within your palm and you'll instantly feel the shield coursing through your S.I.M.U.'s circuitry. These are the defenses that you want — that you need! — when you're tanking hits from waves of bots and monsters, throwing elemental chaos your way. Let the elements bounce right off you!
🔥 Ignis Echo: Fireproof Champion
Ready to walk through flames like they're nothing? Turn down the heat by crushing this cube and releasing the protective power of red Lunarite. Let fire attacks bounce off you like raindrops. Become the flame, survive the inferno.
Disclaimer: Fire extinguisher sold separately. Please resist responsibly. Not responsible for singed egos.
⚡ Kinetic Echo: Lightning Rod

Feel the electrical shield hum through your nervous system and watch enemy lightning attacks fizzle out on contact. Their voltage means nothing. Their shocking blows? More like gentle static. Stay grounded, be protected — be the one enemy lightning fears.
Disclaimer: Batteries not included. May cause enemies to rage-quit.
💨 Slash Echo: Cut-Proof Armor

Many ways of defending against blades have been lost to history… we say forget about all those old masters. The Slash Echo Resonance Cube turns every slice, slash, rip, and carve aimed at you into a gentle breeze. Those razor-sharp attacks? They'll slide right off.
Disclaimer: Objects in mirror are harmlessly deflected. Professional player shown. Enemies may experience frustration.
💪 Slam Echo: Immovable Object

Turn your S.I.M.U. into an unbreakable fortress. Shrug off blunt force like it's a love tap. Become the mountain that laughs at the meteor strike, the wall that mocks the wrecking ball. You are pure defensive force. The earth shatters around you, but never on you!
Disclaimer: Please tank responsibly. Enemy tears not covered by warranty


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